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Daily Report: 6/9(nice)/2023
Game Four of the NBA Finals is tonight and I suspect Denver takes a 3-1 lead heading back to Denver. The NBA world is still moving right along and every fan base that isn’t Miami or Denver are burning twitter down talking about what off-season moves they need to make for next season. Outside of…
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The Nuggets Are Back! (they never really went anywhere)
After giving up home court in a Game 2 upset in the NBA Finals, the internet was ready to dethrone Joker and the Nuggets. Spo’ and the Heat had “figured out” Joker and the title was coming back to Miami. Then yesterday happened. Nikola Jokic, or the best player on the entire fucking planet, posted…
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Happy Friday— Let’s get rich!
The NBA is back in action tonight with the Miami Heat taking on the Philadelphia 76ers and the Dallas Mavericks play host to the Phoenix Suns. Miami and Phoenix both hold a 2-0 lead in the series and are looking to stay perfect tonight. With superstar Joel Embiid sidelined with a concussion and a facial…
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Is Kenny Pickett the right pick at QB for the Steelers?
Former Pittsburgh U quarterback, Kenny Pickett was selected by the Pittsburgh Steelers in the first round of this years NFL Draft. He will be in competition with Mitch Trubisky for the starting job this offseason, but is he THE guy? I think the answer is yes, barring that he doesn’t leave the NFL for a…
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Who gives a fuck about the NFL Draft?
Today is the NFL draft, but really who gives a fuck? My browns don’t have any picks inside the first round for the next twenty years, so I’m sort of checked out. Today is going to be short and sweet. Let’s get into the fuckin’ picks: Dallas mavericks vs. Utah Jazz The Dallas mavericks are…
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The return of Junebug
What’s up everybody? Over the last month, life has been kicking my ass so I had to step away. Between my job and my crippling depression, I needed a break. Don’t worry though, depression is a lie— I just smiled and now I no longer want to kill myself. One of the biggest and best…
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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock like August slapped Jada’s ass!!
In west Philadelphia born and raised, in the bedroom watching my wife get banged.. I think that’s how the song goes, but I don’t remember too well. Last night at the Oscar’s, Will Smith sent shockwaves through the world (and Chris Rocks jaw) because of a joke that he made about Jadas shiny head. In…
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Monday blues
Some time has passed since my beloved Kentucky Wildcats were upset by St. Peters and Doug Ederts massive cock. I’m still broken, but the picks must go out. We’re starting out simple to get some coins back: Charlotte Hornets -6 and 76ers ML Fuck sports, all they do is break you down. With love, JuneBug
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Peter Kiss is in action tonight— and everyone is officially on notice.
Todays blog is a little bit different than the norm. Usually I tell you all my picks and bullshit with you. Not today. Today, Bryant university plays their play-in game against Wright State University, and the world gets to see Peter Kiss again. Kiss is electricity personified. Having a name like Peter Kiss is right…
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Thursday Picks
What’s up everyone? College basketball tournaments are in full swing and I’m fired up. Bryant and Wagner was the game of the year. Bryant was beating Wagner worse than Adrian Peterson did his son, and Wagner said fuck it, let’s just beat some ass. Players and fans alike charged the stands and just started beating…
Chalk it up with JuneBug 