Chalk it up with JuneBug

Today is the NFL draft, but really who gives a fuck? My browns don’t have any picks inside the first round for the next twenty years, so I’m sort of checked out. Today is going to be short and sweet.

Let’s get into the fuckin’ picks:

Dallas mavericks vs. Utah Jazz

The Dallas mavericks are going to close this series out and put the miserable Jazz to bed. Mavs are 51-34-2 ATS and at -1 you have to take them. I really love Jordan Clarkson o16.5 pts and Reggie Bullock o4 rebounds on the prop side. This is a 2u play for me

Philadelphia 76ers vs Toronto Raptors

The 76ers have really slowed down as this series has progressed, and with the thumb injury to Joel Embiid, I don’t see that trend changing. Toronto smells blood in the water and they’re going to take this game with ease. They have a 55.8% cover rate ATS this season so they will cover the +1.5 with ease in a lob sided win

Phoenix Suns vs. New Orleans Pelicans

The Suns are without their superstar, Devin Booker for the remainder of this series and that gave the underdog Pelicans something you should never give an inferior opponent: hope. CJ McCollum and Brandon Ingram have played extremely well this series with their role players in Jones and Alvarado coming up huge as well through this series. They keep it alive tonight and try to take it back to the desert and try to take game 7.

Stay safe, bet smart, stay sexy.

With love, Junebug