Chalk it up with JuneBug

What’s up everybody? Over the last month, life has been kicking my ass so I had to step away. Between my job and my crippling depression, I needed a break. Don’t worry though, depression is a lie— I just smiled and now I no longer want to kill myself.

One of the biggest and best things that has happened since I have been gone was the Brooklyn nets getting swept by the Boston Celtics. I love this for a multitude of reasons: First, I think that Jayson Tatum is ascending to one of the top five players in the game and I love that. The guys a fucking bucket. Secondly, I loathe the very existence of Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving, so I am glad to see that skinny bitch and his flat earther friend get throat fucked on national television. KD loves to tell the world and the entire internet how great he is, but can only win when he’s surrounded by the best shooter ever, and arguably a top 10 player in basketball history in Steph Curry. Seeing the experiment that was the Brooklyn Nets crash and burn in the first round brought the joy back into my soul that was taken from me when the nets and the god damn hawks took my cavaliers out of the playoffs, but I digress. Fuck you Kevin Durant.

Todays plays:

Milwaukee Bucks vs. Chicago Bulls— tonight I like the Bucks at -12. Giannis is going to go absolutely fucking nuclear tonight and put this series to bed.

Denver Nuggets vs. Golden State Warriors— I’m taking the Nuggets MoneyLine tonight. Jokic had a great game in game 4 and I think he has a similar result tonight. With some help from the supporting cast, the MVP is not going out on a gentleman’s sweep.

Lock these in and let’s make some money. I’m glad to be back yelling my thoughts into the abyss.

Stay sexy,

Junebug