Chalk it up with JuneBug

Good morning, friends. I want to start this by saying one thing; I am ashamed of myself. I went against my better judgment and took Michigan -2 last night. I thought, in Ann Arbor and an NCAA Tournament birth hanging in the wind, the wolverines would be able to pull it off. But sadly, they’re frauds, shams, as fake as every penis in ‘Euphoria’. But, on a brighter note— Morehead State -7.5 cashed in a huge way. Also, if you had the balls to ride into the depth of hell with me on our parlay, you know that also cashed. $100 to win $330? I fucking think so baby. We are now 2-1 on picks, and 2-0 in parlays. Start taking notice.

Enough rambling, let’s get into the picks. Tonight’s slate is full of mid-major conference tourney action and that can feel a bit scary to bet. But fuck it, we’re here and we’re going to make some money.

Pick of the day:

Drake -3.5

Parlay of the day:

Morehead state +4 BYU -10.5 Murray State -15.5

Don’t overthink these plays, just lock them. Most importantly, let’s have a fuckin’ day. It’s the weekend, mid-major basketball is at its pinnacle, and I’m going to eat my weight in donuts tomorrow morning to celebrate. Love you, guys.

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

Gennaro Ivan Gattuso

With love, JuneBug